FlameMesial's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Axe Death - Here's Johnny]

All Work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

DOOD YOUR SHIT GETS BETTER BY THE DAY!!!! I SWEAR YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A FUCKEN AWESOME BAND SOMEDAY MAKING FAMOUS MUSIC!!! The Shining is a great film and this is a fuckin awesome song. Music like this makes me glad I discovered the audio portal on Newgrounds. I don't think you know the meaning of making a crap song! Maybe you should look up 'making a crap song' in your dictionary!
Once again you make fuckin brilliant shit Gore well done.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha Thanks mate, but some cunt gave this 1 out of 5. It's been on like 20 minutes and some fucker has shit on it already! Fuck em. Sorry for that little rant...
Thanks for the cool review man, I will be in a band one day, but I don't know wethere I'd like to do guitar or vocals, because with guitar, I need more practice, but my vocals are pretty cool!
I'll look in my dictionary too!
Cheers mate!

[Total Fucking Carnage]

HAHAHAHAHA! EEEEEVILLLLL!!!!

This is fuckin brutal stuff (hence the name). I've been listening to a lot of you're older stuff recently and, although your quality isn't as good as your later work, your music still rules. Your second riff (where the palm muting comes in) - that riff fucking rules!! Again it reminds me of Fear Factory (\m/)Your solo rocks too (at the end). Fuckin AWWSSOMMME!!!!

[Rock Bastards from Planet Cock]

Nice bit of thrash to cool down with!

(relaxing sigh) For some reason I've been listening to death metal and black metal ALL DAY LONG. It's nice to recap with thrash and return to listening to my favourite bands. This fucking rocks dood. It reminds me of 80's thrash like Megadeth and Metal Church - that reminds me too, have you heard my cover of Ton Of Bricks? be sure to chech it out. I'm sure you'll like it. again, FOOOOKING AWWWWESSOMMMMMME DOOOOOOOOD! NNNNIICE! JEEAAHHHHHH!!!!!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks mate. Dude, I'm so fucking pissed off. Check out my latest review on my BattleToads cover. Some fucking fag is accusing me of stealing it!!!

Anyway, sorry for that little rant. Thanks for reviewing, and I heared that new Metal Church cover but aint had time to review it.
:-)

[Detonate]

You have imagination!

Hey, it's Flame Mesial again. I've reviewed most of your songs and I don't think I've ever given you a bad review...and I'll probably never will.
This is a great song, so much my style of music! It reminds me of Chimaira ('m').

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers man. If I ever make it big, I'll send you all of my albums for free!!!
Thanks for liking my stuff and taking the time to review it.

[F-Zero - Big Blue Metaliz]

Every note dead-on!

Brilliant remake dood, I love that tune - sounds a bit like the F-Zero X Big Blue on Nintendo 64 (ever played that?) if you have, you would recognise Port Town. I'm thinking of remaking that one once I get an amp with reverb. Once again brilliant cover dood It deserves the current rating if not higher.

[Sad Realization]

'evy as 'ell

Man does this song have range (and rage). There are parts that sound like Morbid Angel, and some bits like Cradle of Filth and even a bit of Fear Factory. The melodic clean riff at the end rocks too but it doesn't beat Flowing Carpet. Well done Gore!

GoreBastard responds:

Cheers man, glad ye liked it! I know what you mean about the Fear Factory part, it sounds cool doesn't it!
Thanks for the awesome reviews mate.

[Battle With Sanity (no vo]

Will you ever cease to amaze me?!

I can tell you enjoyed making this one!
Some parts remind me of early Sepultura (which rocks) yet again, nice song dood. You should form a 4 or 5-peice band to play this stuff. I'm sure you'll make it on T.V!

GoreBastard responds:

Haha, thanks, if I get on TV I'd get my dick out then get sued...
I'd love to be in a band... soon maybe.

['New' Fist of the North Star]

Dood I can't get enough of your music!

It seems to me that you, Mr.G.Bastard, FUCKING ROCK YET AGAIN!!
Everythin you seem to make fuckin blows me away.
I loved this song along with the rest of your work. The riffs, lead and solos kick ass!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks man, it's alot like the one from the movie, but alot of it was improvised and made up because I forgot some of the parts. Watch Fist of the North Star, it is fucking funny!

[Flowing Carpet]

Sheer melodic genius into brutality!

I love those fuckin cool clean riffs! And then there's solos and distortion! I don't think flowing carpet is the best name for this sorta stuff but it still a fucking brilliant song.
I'm practically obcessed with catchy clean riffs (I make 'em all the time) but this is one of the best I've ever heard! I don't know why this wasn't a platinum track from the start! Very cool stuff again. You need to make more of these songs because you pull them off so well.

GoreBastard responds:

WOW! What a fucking awesome bunch of words! Seriously, thanks alot man, that is awesome that you appreciate this tune so much! I am fucking very proud of this one so I'm glad other people like it alot too. The name "Flowing Carpet" is what my carpet always does when I take acid. It is fucking cool!!!

[Cannibal Corpse Riff]

Rocken!

Fuckin awsome dood! this is a great riff!

p.s. I Cum Blood in the Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt!

GoreBastard responds:

Hahahahaha!
I would have done the whole song, but I hate programming the drum machine!
Awesome review!