FlameMesial's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gutted, Fucked Sliced n Hooked]

Urhh.

HAHAHA!! Sounded like you were anally shooting hot shit into the toilet, thus exloding your fucking bathroom!!

Ping! Ping! Sizzle! Ping Ping! hummmmnn...szzBOOM!

Awesome vox, and fucking awesome music to back it up. Man, I can't wait to be your age! But by then, I'd be in a band that sounds like Sepultura, now currently trying to convert my new band.

So yeah, awesome fooking music!! It sucks how this has a low score! - Here goes:

Thanks for your vote, FlameMesial! You voted 5 for Gutted, Fucked Sliced n Hooked, raising its score from 3.50 to 3.80.

God, a lot of fucking use that was! That barely did shit!! Some guy is fucking running rampage 0 voting all our songs!!

Right, now this is unfair - you get beer, I get fucking fanta XD

Cool ficking song.

GoreBastard responds:

Haha, thanks mate. I personally think that my voice sucked on this one, because my throat was fucked and I couldn't get as deep as I wanted. My vocals are at their best on my "Killed Again" song.

I think our new 'ZVE', or "Zero Voter Epidemic", is due to the fact that there are SHITLOAD of new metal submitters here on newgrounds. People go pretty far just to get their song at the top, but it doesn't bother me as much as it used to do because I am drunk most of the time... lol

Personally, I don't think I could be in just 1 metal band. I want to do death metal, but at the same time I want to do thrash metal, with good clean vocals in it, like Anthrax. Pantera are one of my fucking favourite bands, but you can't hear the influence in my stuff because it's all death metal. More thrash shit on the way soon though.

[Melodic Metal]

Quite good!

Damn, this song's already been 0 voted!! The fuckers. That guy must have been on AOL though, because I can't 5 this awesome stuff. My new stuff got 0 voted too! Some fucker has been running rampage with our music!!

Yes, awesome song, I love it!! I liked the chorus effect on the distortion, awesome stuff!!

One pointer - You could do with drums, Dood. Go to acoustica.com and download the trial version of acoustica beatcraft (it says trial version but it lasts forever).

Disconsolate-One responds:

Hey thanks for the review...
The tip about the drums - Much appreciated! (My drum machine sucks)

But yeh, sucks that everything keeps getting slammed like this... oh well...
If you guys Keep Voting/commenting...
Ill Keep Posting stuff!

[Mother Russia]

MWAHAHA!

I am the motherfucker who made this track GOOOLD!!

Brilliant song, very emotional, really - I like the crescendo downbeat part at the start, quite sad, emotionally. It's very good.

I loved the break in the middle, with the harp (Is it?) and the brass solo afterwards.

Amazing music, I loved it!!

FIVEN!! And the 500th download!

Metalcan responds:

YES! My first GOOOOLD!!! An my mom thought I'd never amount to anything. Thanks for kind words and thanks for voting!

[Mega Man 3 - Shadow Magnet]

Cool shiza!

Cool song ya old GOAT!!

Hmm, I don't think Advocaat and whiskey is quiiiiite the best mix in the world, but it's fun as fucktards on a stroke fit!!!

Yess awsome song, loved the drums, but I don't know why - the effects were cool, sounds just like the 8 bit (16 bit whatever) sounds old fashoined games get!

Cool guitar work too old bean! Merry fucking Christmas eve! Can't see anything wrong with this song, can you??

Now guess what I fucken voted.

DarKsidE555 responds:

He, hey dude, thanks for checking it out. It seems your drunk, well...then welcome to the club...I'm boozed as well...it will be a long night for me...sluts are waiting, haha. ^^

I didn't programmed the drums, it was the original NES line, so it sounds a bit retro. I just played on it. ;)

Well, I'm not sooo happy with the song, but I will improve more in 2006...count on that dude! >=)

Well...the score is still at 3.18 so I guess you were to drunk to push a button on the score panel, but thats not too bad, it was nice of you that you left a review for the track! ^^

Thanks ya old/jung fuckhead! :D

[Something Raging]

Heaviness defined

Shit I missed this one!!

Awesome fucking song Dood, The riffs were awesome and heavy, the slowness of it all was just fucking killer Dood!!

The 'inch' harmonics were awesome too, they were pulled off perfectly.

The solo kicks the can well, I like the nu-metal start of it, and then it opens to shred!!

Hey listen, I have a few riffs up my sleeve for a new song, but because I haven't done it yet, how would ya like to do a collab?

Cool song motherfucker! FIVE THIS EVERYBODY!!

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Thanks for listening you fucker.I would agree about the harmonics but the first one is slightly off so it sounds a bit weird.Glad you liked the solo aswell.

Hell yeah I'd like to do a collab.I have some badass riffs as well that I haven't used yet.I just need to fix my damnn guitar input in a little while so I can actually record hahahahahaha.

As soon as I get my guitar up and running again(probably in a few hours)I'll record the riffs so you can hear them.This should kick ass.

Thanks again.

[The Dark Afterplay 2]

Fucking Ace!!

The acoustic intro was absolute fucking killer, Dood. I swear to god I will heed this as one of the best songs ever on NG if you re-record this when you get yer new pedal. The riffs kicked the can well, very good stuff - with better fuller distortion and bass, the song will kick so so so much ass.

Awesome song Dood, I absolutely loved it!

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Man, Thanks for the kickass review!!I admire your playing a great deal, so this was cool!! And yeah, this is a definate remaker for sure! Just need to learn how to shred a real nice solo...and the sound should be killer. Plus, I may put vocals on it too. Thanks again man!!! \m/ !

[Assylum of Plenty]

Awesome!!

Cool song!!

The cool thing about it was when the song kicked in, the guitars started to sound like vocals!!

0_o

Anyways, after I realised that it was guitars, not drums, I thought the riffs were awesome. I thought the first solo gave this song an egyptian feel, as well as your 'Egypt' song.

Good stuff!

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Cool man, thanks for the review! My solos are pretty limited right now, so they probably all sound somewhat similar. I never really did learn to solo very well...any advice would be appreciated..as I really wanted to shred a good solo for this song..Thanks again for the review!

[Its Over (Instru-Mental)]

Cool shit!

Cool song. The intro sounds like GoreBastard's 'Flowing Carpet' then it sounds like Metallica's 'Call of Ktulu' but it's still cool!

The song is awesome when the drums kick in, it sounds awesome. The solo over the top of that is cool too, even though it would be nice to hear a bit more of it.

I love the wah solo aswell, also sounded nice and such.

The riff after that was heavy as fuck too, and the repetitiveness of the first part is just like 'Call of Ktulu' too!!

Yet again, another awesome solo!!

I have to say, the solo is good, but it drones on a bit too long realy, it's about that point in the song where it needs to pick up some pace.

Awesome song!!

[Speeding Rampage]

Sodomy

I agree with Gaz, Anal Rampage would be a killer title.

I also think the dominant riff was in Lost in Purgatory too, which is even more revealing to the fact that if I submit my song 'Slaves of Egypt' to NG, people will think I ripped off this riff.

Awesome fuckining stuff, now start your anal rampage with the nearest dog you see, which was my former career (haha I remember writing that when you had about 40 songs on NG.

[The Still Chasm]

Awesome stuff!

Awesome song Dood!!

I like the atmosperic riff, and what I've would have done with that is do the same riff but in clean first, then in distortion.

Good stuff, I really like it.

FIVEN FO YOO MOFUCKER!

Slayer-of-trolls responds:

Hehe. Thanks. I was gonna do that too... When I remake this I'll try that. Thanks for the five... Biaaaaatch!